So I was searching the web, not looking for porn, and I came across this video:
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First of all, holy crap that was awesome.
Secondly, that sure looks like classic Jordan.
Has anyone ever seen this or heard about it before? What team is this? Is this legit? I've seen a lot of these Kobe commercials where he's jumping over cars and snake-infested swimming pools, and of course the NFL promo's with Vick throwing a ball into the upper deck etc, so I don't know what to believe anymore.
Someone tell me this really happened!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
God Catches Up On Some Unfinished Business
GOD SMASH!After returning from a nice vacation in the Bahamas, it was back to work for God:
Former major league pitcher Geremi Gonzalez, who won 11 games for the Chicago Cubs in 1997, was killed by a lightning strike in his native Venezuela on Sunday. He was 33. Emergency management official Herman Bracho said Monday that Gonzalez was struck by lightning at a beach.
“The Chicago Cubs are very saddened today to learn of Geremi Gonzalez’s sudden passing,” general manager Jim Hendry said in a statement.
While God Himself was unavailable for comment, a spokesman for The Lord had the following to say:
"God has clocked back in at the office, and is looking to tie up some loose ends before submitting His annual report."
Other "unfinished business" likely includes Matt Karchner, Shawon Dunston, and Dave Clark. It has already been confirmed that Sammy Sosa will remain on this mortal coil as a reminder of the 10 plagues.
Article: Yahoo Sports
Former major league pitcher Geremi Gonzalez, who won 11 games for the Chicago Cubs in 1997, was killed by a lightning strike in his native Venezuela on Sunday. He was 33. Emergency management official Herman Bracho said Monday that Gonzalez was struck by lightning at a beach.
“The Chicago Cubs are very saddened today to learn of Geremi Gonzalez’s sudden passing,” general manager Jim Hendry said in a statement.
While God Himself was unavailable for comment, a spokesman for The Lord had the following to say:
"God has clocked back in at the office, and is looking to tie up some loose ends before submitting His annual report."
Other "unfinished business" likely includes Matt Karchner, Shawon Dunston, and Dave Clark. It has already been confirmed that Sammy Sosa will remain on this mortal coil as a reminder of the 10 plagues.
Article: Yahoo Sports
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Sunday, May 18, 2008
What Hawk REALLY Thinks About During the Broadcast
Good afternoon sports fans! We're coming to you live on a particularly chilly day in Chicago. The Sox are playing the Detroit Tigers in the hopes of completing a three-game sweep with a victory today, right Hawk?...Hawk?
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The sacks are packed with Sox, and we're down a run. One out, one on, with ducks on the pond for Thome.
Thome hits a line drive, deep! Stretch! Get on back there!
Dadgummit! Ate him up! Can of corn for Granderson.
Yeah, that was a pretty good pitch by Verlander. Notice how he pitches the ball over the plate, forcing Thome to try and put that one into play. Good effort all around.
Paulie steps into the box...and hits a line drive! This one goes way back!
He looks up...
You can put it on the board...YEEESSS!!!
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