Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Bears Preseason To Do List

Stray dog.

Some things for the Bears to do before September:

1) Sign Plaxico "Chedder" Burress
2) Draft both sides of the line
3) Have Urlacher, Mike Brown and Lance Briggs make a real man out of JC
4) Hire a hitman to injure Adrian Peterson
5) Find a large tree stump or SUV to act as a RT
6) If #1 above is not feasable (due to prison, etc) sign Big Game Torry Holt

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