Tuesday, September 27, 2011

A Haiku, For You

Cutler is a mope
Martz has some saggy bitch tits
Our offense is bad


Matt Forte is good
Poor guy don't make no money
Still runs like a beast


Gabe Carimi, Jew
Faking a knee injury
For Holiday food?


Hope you found those amusing, could use a good laugh after getting beat up by the Packers at home (although this was pretty funny). Now, I'm going to go place another call into Jerry Angelo's office and remind him that nobody likes him.

-KEG

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