Showing posts with label bears in 09. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bears in 09. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Bears Preseason To Do List

Stray dog.

Some things for the Bears to do before September:

1) Sign Plaxico "Chedder" Burress
2) Draft both sides of the line
3) Have Urlacher, Mike Brown and Lance Briggs make a real man out of JC
4) Hire a hitman to injure Adrian Peterson
5) Find a large tree stump or SUV to act as a RT
6) If #1 above is not feasable (due to prison, etc) sign Big Game Torry Holt