Apparently, JP Losman wants out of Buffalo rather than back up Trent Edwards next season.
I'm not sure if he's a big upgrade over Rex but he can throw the long ball (good for Berrian, if we bring him back) and isn't as turnover-prone but is just as injury-prone.
More importantly, check out these voluptuous curls:
(Scooby snacks?)
I mean, sure, any guy can throw a 50 yard spiral while getting chased by human-livestock hybrids but sporting a hippie 80's shag-head like that requires serious god-given talent and ability. I know a guy who would trade his 13 inch beefstick for hair like that... Seriously.
Which begs the question: who is Losman modeling the mane after?
(Blood is a great conditioner)
(Getting old is sad)
(Wow. Just put a 7 on his chest and it's Losman...)
I bet Hinrich would be averaging 20-10 if he could grow hair like these legends.
