Saturday, January 5, 2008

Do the Bears want Losman?

Apparently, JP Losman wants out of Buffalo rather than back up Trent Edwards next season.

I'm not sure if he's a big upgrade over Rex but he can throw the long ball (good for Berrian, if we bring him back) and isn't as turnover-prone but is just as injury-prone.
More importantly, check out these voluptuous curls:

(Scooby snacks?)

I mean, sure, any guy can throw a 50 yard spiral while getting chased by human-livestock hybrids but sporting a hippie 80's shag-head like that requires serious god-given talent and ability. I know a guy who would trade his 13 inch beefstick for hair like that... Seriously.

Which begs the question: who is Losman modeling the mane after?

(Blood is a great conditioner)

(Getting old is sad)

(Wow. Just put a 7 on his chest and it's Losman...)

I bet Hinrich would be averaging 20-10 if he could grow hair like these legends.

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