Sunday, January 13, 2008

Blade...Lazer...Blazer


I was watching American Gladiators on Sunday, and I had an epiphany -- Ben Stiller's mockery of American Gladiators in Dodgeball was only the beginning. The Gladiators spent years planning their retaliation...but after a long and expensive scheme to get AG back on the air, they shall now have their revenge.

Meet your newest Gladiator:

He goes by "Wolf," but I prefer to call him White Goodman.

I think his catchphrase on the show is "fuckin' Chuck Norris."

6 comments:

Dr. C said...

hahah..have you guys ever seen the movie heavyweights with Stiller as the camp counselor? "We'll be having self-evaluations today. The keyword is value..do you have any?"

Gepetto said...

Actually, now that I think about it, he might be the guy who played Sabretooth in the X-Men movies...

Keggers said...

To quote my wife after announcing Siren, Mayhem, Titan and Wolf...

"Are those their real names?"

kevin said...

not only that, but isn't the ref in both the same guy?

Gepetto said...

Yeah, I thought he was too. I've been trying to track down a picture of both ALL DAY when I came across this last night.

So fwustwating! It's fwustwating...

Adam said...

I think he looks like a fag James Hettfield.