Monday, January 21, 2008

Sosa Pisses On The Alamo

Sosa prepares for his usual strike count

According to an ESPN report (they do reporting?), Sosa has decided to take his antique roadshow somewhere else this season to get more playing time. This is, of course, impossible. Sosa has already played for two of the three teams willing to overpay for a piece of cured meat (Orioles, Texas, Oakland), and the A's are more interested in Bonds.

Sosa actually put together a pseudo productive year in 07, notching 21 HR and 92 RBI. That's more than I can say for most 40-year-olds. It must be mentioned, though, that he accomplished this feat with a .252 AVG and pathetic .311 OBP, while striking out in at least 30% of his at-bats. Classic Sosa.

Speaking of Classic Sosa...

They clearly embellished, because everyone knows Sosa needs a translator to speak English

1 comment:

Brad said...

Where did you find that? that's the best video I have ever seen. Someone needs to do a fensler film with that footage.

"don't forget your sanwiches!"