Like Clubbing Baby Seals

How bad are the Bulls? How miserable is Noch's defense?

Drexler: “That’s like clubbing baby seals. There’s nothing Nocioni can do.”
Worrell: “Oh wow. Give me a better picture than that.”

I love it.

I hate busts. No, not the good kind.

That's right... it's Curtis Enis.

Doing some quick math (and thanks to the folks at The Heckler (http://www.theheckler.com/news/templates/?a=400&z=3) not even old Curtis can keep Cedric Benson from becoming the biggest waste of money in franchise history:

Salaam: 2 years, 470/1682 13TD's $2,259.21/yard
Enis: 2 years, 456/1497 4TD's $3,674.01
Benson: 3 years, 420/1593 10TD's $9,370.50/yard

Now this is actually much better than his number last season ($38,116.59/yard) but still nothing to keep yourself from taking the noose off your neck.

As you all know, I am strongly opposed (based on empirical evidence) to drafting an offensive skill player in this draft. I REALLY want to go ahead and post some more pictures of man-beast Jake Long from Michigan but I will refrain...

Instead, this is my favorite Cedric clip. I was even at this game in Boston:




Daaaaaaaamn that was nasty.

Oh, right, and Jake:


I know, I know, Tribal tattoos sure are gay, but I wouldn't say it to his face.