Ozzie: This is total bullshit! No fucking way! I'm right here, and he was over there, and then the stuff happened!
Ump: Mr. Guillen --
Ozzie: I'm not finished! This kid is a good ballplayer. He's young but he throws strikes and I like that. But this shit is ridiculous! Are you going to sit there in your big fucking umpire jacket and tell me I'm wrong?
Ump: I'm not even wearing a jacket. You don't seem to understand --
Ozzie: No, YOU don't fucking understand! The Indians have been bending us over and having their way with us! You took the fucking calls from us! We were winning, and then I put in Dotel and you give us that shitty call but now we lose the ballgame and it's fucking bullshit!
Ump: Actually, you won.
Ozzie: And another thing! I -- wait, what?
Ump: You won. The bullpen pitched three scoreless innings and Bobby Jenks got the save. You won 2-1.
Ozzie: We did? Well then...
Ozzie: I want everyone to know it was because of my superior managerial skills.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
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