The only nightmare you could have in this bed, is that it's yours...
Do you sleep?
Of course you do.
When was the last time you went shopping for new bed sets?
I bet it's been a while.
That's why we at the Dong would like to offer you a chance to win a fat gift certificate to CSN Stores (the fine company that supplies the aforementioned bedding products). Then you can go online and buy yourself that tonka truck bunkbed you've been eying since you got married...
All you have to do, is send us an email outlining which Chicago players wife or girlfriend you would like to take a nap with and why.
Some inspiration from Kristin Cavallari, Jay Cutler's current fling:
You may remember her from Laguna Beach or The Hills. If you do, then shame on you, that's some terrible television.