Thursday, July 29, 2010

Amar'e Stoudemire Loves Bagels, Has Hook Nose


Apparently, Amar'e Stoudemire is a Jew.

After finding out that his mother is Jewish (dubious), NY's big ticket did what any other 20-something Jewish kid would do - he hopped on a plane and went to Israel to flip out.

You can keep up on his exploits via twitter (amareisreal) including recent gems such as:

-I'm the new Reggie White. (RIP) I'm going 2 Israel 2 study Hebrew. It's time 2 get a better
understanding on who we R. Follow me !! Shalom

-On the flight to Israel. This is going to be a great trip. The holy land. Learn about it. This ze ha'halom sheli. Shalom.

-Jerusalem is a beautiful city, I'm at a cafe eating a late lunch. I learning Hebrew by the min. Keep up !!

Whatever. This whole thing ranks pretty high on the ridiculously unlikely scale. I'm only posting it because of the slim possibility that he sits out the season because he wants to learn in yeshiva. Then the Knicks have to call the head Rabbi and beg him to let Amar'e (now Avraham) come home and not stay for shana bet. Basically, the Knicks suck.



Fisting Andrew Golota said...

OJ Simpson...not a jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew!

This guy would fucking dominate the Macabi Games

Gepetto said...

I just think it's hilarious that he's learning in a Yeshiva. Do they MAKE Yeshivas his size?