What, did you REALLY think I was going to let this go? Did you think I would take some sort of "normal" route and stop writing about a career minor-leaguer just because he got traded into the black hole that is AAA Pawtuckett?
Go fuck yourself.
Now, it wouldn't really be fair to simply assume that Anderson would continue to perform amazingly well. You have to report on the good news as much as the bad news. And frankly, AAA Pawtuckett is the worst team in the world. Seriously. You know that you have a problem when the team is scouting those with disabilities.
I'm a 4th-baseman!Just how bad are they? They have a total of FOUR WINS in August, with the majority of losses ranking as crushing defeats. I don't think Pawtuckett has scored more than 5 runs in any game this season. Offensive powerhouses, indeed.
And what of Brian Anderson?
Although he's reached base safely in 7 of his last 10 games, Anderson is batting a paltry .259 with a K/BB spread of 16/2. I attribute this to playing with a broken heart.
While I will continue to cheer for Brian Anderson (and I suggest you do the same unless you're some sort of communist), I must say that this is disheartening news. Brian needs your love, people! WE CAN HELP HIM SUCCEED.
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Anderson got called up to the Red Sox this past weekend. He's like, 1 for 6 or something stupid like that. Made some nice defensive plays but no one notices cause he makes 'em look routine and doesn't run into walls all the time. That's Ellsbury's job(he plays ridiculously shallow in CF, by the way, and it pisses me off).
Anyway, go Brian! We're all (both?) rooting for you!
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