After 17 seasons of torturing the Bears, Brett Favre has announced his (likely official this time) retirement.
THANK YOU LORD FOR GETTING FAVRE OUT OF OUR DIVISION!
WE PRAYED AND HOPED AND PRAYED SOME MORE, BUT YOU FINALLY GRANTED OUR WISHES!
More importantly, this means that there's only ONE "Favre-esque" player in the league:
And he's all ours...(sob)...