(Follow the arrow to basketball glory)Dear loyal readers of the Dong,
You look to the Dong for cutting edge Chicago sports news and insights. But the Dong is so much more than that, not only do we cover Chicago better than anybody but we do a pretty nice job on the rest of the country.
That is why I, the TPC, is here to tell you about the new NCAA powerhouse in the making, im talking about a little team called the Binghamton University Bearcats. Now, it is no coincidence that they turned D-1 while yours truly was running the greatest sports show in the history of the school. What they have been able to do in the America East (toughest conference in the NCAA) in the last 5 years is truly remarkable. Taking down basketball institutions the likes of Vermont and New Hampshire has never been done up till now.
Tomorrow at 11am on ESPN 2, Binghamton stands at the cusp of school history for a chance to receive their first NCAA bid and a likely 16 seed in the tournament. Ive already put on my adult diaper and am not moving from the TV until the game is over.
For all that is holy let the Bearcats win, let me see my alma mater on the bracket and to all you haters, watch as they make history by becoming the first 16 seed to win the tournament. You heard it first on the Dong.
( Binghamton womens lacrosse, where they dont forget to cup the balls)
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Tell us more about the adult diaper? Comfortable? Itchy? How's the water retention?
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