Friday, October 10, 2008

Coming Soon: SOXMAN!

With Chicago baseball season officially over, we can go after the cutting-edge interviews that fans REALLY want. We could talk to the players, coaches, and even the grounds crew! But let's be realistic here - those guys have families they haven't seen in 167 games, and some probably have some prison time to serve (Juan Uribe).

Instead we could get in contact with someone who is likely far more interesting (and much more likely to talk to us without a bribe). He is our city savior - a man who swoops in from darkness to steal your socks from your dryer and leave no trace as he attaches them to his person.

Coming soon to the Dong, an exclusive interview with SOXMAN (pictured above).

What was it like to be in the same proximity as Ronnie Woo Woo? What inspired the outfit? How many sexual proposals do you get daily? Pressing questions like these (and more!) will be answered for your enjoyment.

Do you have a question for Soxman? Comment or E-Mail it to us and we'll be sure to ask for you (no, he will not reveal his secret identity).

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