(Yeah thats right Adrian, sit on Poppa Brendon's lap)
BRING BACK BRENDON AYENBADAJO.
Our special teams performance has dropped considerably since he left, just look at the numbers. Devon Hester has just ONE return all season, and has been replaced by a guy with a chick's name. Its not that he's gotten slow or magically stopped being awesome - it's that we dont have Brendon.
Now the hard part is getting him back in a Bears uniform. We will need to pull out all of the stops, therefore I suggest, luring him back with straight up blackmail:
Our special teams performance has dropped considerably since he left, just look at the numbers. Devon Hester has just ONE return all season, and has been replaced by a guy with a chick's name. Its not that he's gotten slow or magically stopped being awesome - it's that we dont have Brendon.
Now the hard part is getting him back in a Bears uniform. We will need to pull out all of the stops, therefore I suggest, luring him back with straight up blackmail:
(Serena or Venus, hard to tell)
Listen here Brendon:
Either you come back or we send this to every major news source in the country.
Your balls are in your court.
Brother Up Fools!
-TPC
Brother Up Fools!
-TPC
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YES!!!! A post from the TPC! We are all blessed.
Brendon is the sole reason we are not in 1st place in the NFC North.
Cedric Benson is the sole reason we're not in last in the NFC North.
Oh, yeah, third. Almost forgot about the Lionesses.
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