Pop quiz - it's late, and you're hungry. Getting out of bed takes effort, and you bust your ass for the fans all week anyways, so none of that. Gotta stay in shape, though, so any bedtime snack needs to be healthy.
Do you:
A: Get drunk and go boating
B: Carve an apple and yourself in the process
C: Attempt to get up, walk two yards and collapse on the floor.
If you answered anything but B, you're obviously trying too hard to be Cedric Benson. The lone source of optimism for the Bulls, Derrick Rose, is 10 stitches richer after an apple-related incident.
Quote Rose:
"It was a silly incident," Rose said. "I was cutting up some food and I laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of water, came back, forgot the knife was there, then sat down and sliced my arm."
So Rose lays down in bed and snuggles up to a machete. Fucking brilliant.
Go Bulls?
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