(Unlike with Keggers we like the sand in her Vagina)
Just in case you were wondering Brian Urlacher is not gay. The dong reported a few months back about an incident with Urlacher's former wife and some non-sense with nail polish.
I was perusing the tribune and came across this article. http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-19-rowboldnames,0,5934342.story
Urlacher is a fucking pimp and is about twice the man George Clooney will ever be.
(Ummm yeah those are real)