BRING ME A DANISHShortly before losing his hand, Pulaski put Poland on the map and topped the "double-edged" sword by inventing the "4-way" sword.
My name is Casimir Pulaski. You locked me in a motorcycle, prepare to die.
AUGH! MY BALLS! AUUGGGHH!!!
What the fuck is "Crawford Ave.?"
The inventor of the shit-painted mustache
Forsooth! I desire one of thy Polish Sausages!
Baconbaconbaconbaconbacon...IT'S BACON!!!
AUGH! MY BALLS! AUUGGGHH!!!
What the fuck is "Crawford Ave.?"
The inventor of the shit-painted mustache
Forsooth! I desire one of thy Polish Sausages!
Baconbaconbaconbaconbacon...IT'S BACON!!!
3 comments:
"Who the fuck painted this gay looking mustache on me?"
"Hey, why the hell aren't those kids in school?"
"Hellooo" (said in Family Guy's Sulu voice).
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