#1. Khabibulin signs with the Oilers
#2. Hawks sign Marian Hossa to a lifetime deal (12 years? Really?)
#3. Ben Gordon skips town...to go to Detroit (and we offered him a comparable deal with more years, too)
#4. Gordon Beckham continues to rake, Sox continue to win
#5. Cubs manage to win a game against the lowly Pirates, still suck.
Since I'm lazy, and in a hurry (we DO have jobs), anyone want to handle coverage in the comments?
This is insanely awesome and really catchy: