We all know that there's a LOT going on sports-wise in Chicago, and on a blog devoted to local sports, some things can get lost in the shuffle. (Especially when you're wasting space on that cocktaster Brett Favre, who at this moment is neither a pro athlete or in Chicago. Fuck him). I'd like to take a moment to talk about an important annual event here in town:
You read that right. Not to be confused with the usual cornholing going on at Soldier Field, the Cornhole Classic is actually an amateur tournament sponsored by the Illinois Cornhole Organization, a group "dedicated to providing the ever-growing sport of cornhole accessible to all in the state of Illinois." (This shit just keeps getting better, don't it?)
"He was 'anally sodomized' -- bullshit. CORNHOLED!!!"
Don't get too excited though -- after reading some of their web page, I'm pretty sure that "cornhole" is just another word for "beanbag toss." Maybe it's a variation on the beanbag toss? Maybe after you toss the beanbag, someone runs up behind you and sodomizes you? Or does that only happen when you win? I don't know. But if any of you are interested in "the sport of cornhole," this thing is apparently going on July 12 at Soldier Field. Have fun, and remember -- practice safe sex.
3 comments:
Hahaha that's great
Wow, best article ever. In all my time spent partying at the Manhole, Beef-eaters and Stoolpush,I never heard of this event!
Beef-eaters? Dude, I think you happen to know a little too much about your local gay district. Don't worry, I won't tell your wife.
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