Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Good news!



Thanks to surgery on an infected bursa sac, Peyton Manning may miss the season opener against our beloved Chicago Bears. Wikipedia sidenote: Bursa is Latin for purse, which is what a bursa resembles, and an interesting fact that a cleverer man could somehow tie to Peyton's masculinity.

This is quite fortuitous, as Jim Sorgi is one of the few bipedal hominids that actually has a lower QB rating than ever-sexy-Rexy.

Go Bears.

-Keggs

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