Monday, August 18, 2008

Lu and Dong? This is too good to be true...

Dong Dong (who's there?)

Trampoline Day 3 Preview: Lu and Dong lead for Men's Trampoline gold
Updated: 2008-08-18 20:40:00

(BEIJING, August 18) -- Finishing first and second in qualification, China's Lu Chunlong and Dong Dong are well placed to win China's first ever Men's Trampoline Olympic medals at the National Indoor Stadium on Tuesday.

Lu finished first in qualification, after he either earned or shared the highest score of the field for his Compulsory and Voluntary routines. Lu's total for two routines was 0.70 higher than Dong's.

To challenge Lu for the gold medal, Dong will need to improve his Voluntary score, where he tied for third place in qualification. Dong won the silver medal at the 2007 world championships.

Competition will be held at 8:15 p.m. on Tuesday, August 19.

This is a real article.

Best publicity we've ever had at the Dong. I'm gonna send Lu and Dong free T-shirts.

I couldn't be happier. I feel like I just won the lottery... or that Karl Malone is my real dad.



The TPC said...

By far the best part of the article is the fact that the guys name is Dong Dong. Are you serious, someone needs to kick the shit out of Mr and Mrs. Dong for reproducing.

Fisting Andrew Golota said...

This is one of the best articles on here ever. You need to send those guys shirts, and then somehow get pictures of them wearing the shirts.

Stormin' Norman Disciple said...

When my buddy told me there was a guy named Dong Dong, I almost shit my pants. I knew you guys would eat it up. Send him any paraphernalia you have. Maybe they named the kids after your site. Did you ever think of that?

Gepetto said...

Having trouble tracking them down - got any leads?