(Give it up for the Two Pump Chump!)
Par usual, the mainstream media has taken an innocent (butt)plug for the Dong out of context. Derrick Rose, Bulls basketball star and loyal dong reader, was recently at a party where he was asked who his favorite Dong writer was. Obviously, he said the TPC and threw up his hands to rep his choice. As you can see in this picture he is all about the Dong and wouldn't know a Gangster Disciple if one shot him in the face.
Stop trying to keep the Dong down, we will remain erect and engorged no matter what "the man" throws at us.
Derrick, I love you and appreciate your vote of confidence (not that there is much competition).