News team, assemble!!
1) Charles Barkley is out of his mind (and totally awesome).
If you haven't seen this clip calling his producer a pussy on live TV yet, you're missing an all-time great highlight.
Is it just me or is Chuck on an awesome-spree since serving time for posession? I love the total disbelief of Kenny and Reggie. "Um, Chuck, I don't think you can do that."
2) Derrick Rose is (confirmed as) an idiot.
Is anyone really surprised by the news that he cheated on his SAT? I mean, seriously, come on. In an era of cheating at epic proportions, this is like faking sick to stay home from school when you're 9 years old. Nothing to see here, move along.
3) Twitter update: The dong is fully engorged with 1,400 followers. That's a lot of people loving the dong. And for those people who we follow and don't follow us back, prepare to be dong slapped.