Monday, June 8, 2009

The TPC becomes a man

My best friend, the infamous TPC, got married last night.

It was awesome.

Some highlights from the filthy jew-fest:


Propeller Nami snapped off the helicopter:


Gets funnier every time.


DZ rides the Horse with no hands, muzzle:


I was pretty sure DZ was going to die.


Only for the TPC would the big guy don a Wrigley jersey (although I've got tons of vendor pride). Note - I'm not the dirty mexican on the left...


Grow a goddamn mustache already...


The Mouth does a pretty good Billy Joel:


Pex (aka The Mouth) after a few too many Goose Islands...

On a sidenote, we were honestly REALLY FUCKING CLOSE to renting an actual goat to show up at the wedding. It would have been insane. Instead, we got a Horse, which is never a let down.


Haaaaaaas! (Yes, he was an actual cheerleader)


So, here's to you TPC.

Happy wedding, enjoy the remaining doldrums of married life.

Twitter my balls.

-KEG



UPDATE:

This is funny.

5 comments:

Ba said...

I love it that your job is actually paying to do this.

The TPC said...

Wow! I am speechless, this post is incredible. All you loyal dong minions, fear not, god forbid if anything would've happened, Gepetto was in a safe house deep in the ozarks in order to make sure the dong lived on.

Keggs- You are the man

Keggers said...

It's a good thing we instituted that rule that forbids all 3 of us to be in the same place at the same time.

No comments on Horse in the cheerleader outfit?

Gepetto said...

I'm a little upset that you found another blonde oaf to stand in for me.

Calling him Horse just makes it hurt more...

The TPC said...

The horse pic is priceless, im a little disappointed he didnt wear it at the wedding.