Another One?

I've fallen and I can't get up!

Pablo Ozuna - known as the sparkplug off the bench, a real hustler, and a high-octane cog in the 2005 Chicago White Sox lineup.

And now?

Another alleged cheater serving a 50-game suspension.

I normally would be really pissed right now, but the allegations are a little farfetched:

"Major League Baseball said he had an elevated ratio of testosterone to epitestosterone, a violation of its drug rules."

So...he's manly? Some people have higher testosterone naturally. In fact, I know some players that need to shoot some sort of insulin directly into their buttocks that helps them cope with their ability to hit home runs and...wait, what? Really? OH COME ON!