Wednesday, September 10, 2008

WHOOOO!!!

Lookin' good, Ric!

So, here's a story for you - wrestling superstar Ric Flair shows up to a party in NC with a screwed up face. Was it a tough rasslin' punch? Something awesome like headbutting a guy? Did he get hit with a chair?

Not even close.

Instead, his daughter's boyfriend (some 22-year old punk) laid down the smack on Flair in some parking lot. Not only that, but police were called in to help (probably Flair, who took a whuppin'). When the police moved in to arrest daughter Ashley, she allegedly kicked an officer...

...so they tazered her.

This is so many kinds of awesome I don't even know what to say right now.

If this doesn't make it onto one of those "Visit North Carolina" ads in the coming months, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.