Suckers!!!

Well well well....what do we have here? Why, it's a DVD of "Shockwave," season 1!!! This must be from that contest on Luol's Dong that nobody entered.  Well, it's either this or watch "Metalocalypse" for the 10,000th time. Let's open this up and see what it is.

Holy crap! This show's pretty cool! Every episode has a lot of shit exploding and people getting hurt.  I think a guy dies once in a while too.  Plus, most of the victims on this show are ridiculous hillbillies, which makes it all the better to see them get maimed by hurricanes and funny car wrecks.  I'm pretty sure you need a mustache to even be considered for this show. And there's 4 discs of this stuff!!  Too bad nobody who reads the Dong won this!!!

In a nutshell:  your loss = my gain.  Ha!