Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Douchebag of the week

(Oh yeah lets scissor)

Here at the Dong we feel it is our job-nay- duty to bring you the biggest douchebags of the week. If you didnt realize from the picture Brian Scalabrine is a total Douchebag.

The guy is an embarrasment to basketball and the fact that he has played more than 1 second in this series should be an insult to the entire Bulls organization. According to wikipedia his claim to fame is that he was once called "the poor mans Matt Bonner."

Now, you might be asking yourselves at this point, why is the TPC railing on this guy, he isnt such a dousbag.

Heres why: This fucking Douchebag makes over 3 million dollars a year!@#$@$#
Thats right in this horrible economy, Brian "Touchs Matts Bonner" Scalabrine is making over 3 million clams.

Oh and he has 1 more championship ring than some of the greatest players of all time.

This link says it all, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UUBC8NoQgA

1 comment:

Keggers said...

Despite your offensive spelling mistakes and grammar, I agree with your bottom line. Scalabrine is a total queef. I also can't stand that the announcers keep saying he looks like Will Ferrel from Semi-Pro (with a slow chuckle) despite the fact that I guarantee you none of them have ever seen the movie.

Let's make this a regular feature: douchebag of the week, by the TPC.