Monday, April 20, 2009

Twitter my Dong!

Ladies and gentlemen, Twitter now has a purpose.

The Dong has arrived!!!!!!  (Cue singing choir, release birds, unleash floodlights.):

Now you can get real-time updates of blog posts and subject yourself to other insightful, inane minutia. 

If you have a twitter account, you should follow us. It makes us look cool and makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. You'll also benefit from the most condensed form of awesomeness available over the tubes of the internet (awesomeness in under 140 characters - my personal guarantee).

If you don't have twitter, well, then how are you going to twitter my balls?

Swarm, my minions!



Josh said...


The Dong (LuolsDong) is now following your updates on Twitter.

Check out The Dong's profile here:

You may follow The Dong as well by clicking on the "follow" button.

Make The Dong stop following me, I'm scared. Follow The Dong as The Dong follows you...

Gepetto said...

You can't stop the Dong - you can only hope to contain it (with thermal compression shorts).