Friday, December 21, 2007

It's Friday- hit the links!

Michael Jordan's divorce + The Onion = awesome. (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/recently_divorced_michael_jordan )


Lance Briggs refuses to live in Urlacher's shadow, demands his own illegitmate child and lawsuit: (http://www.wearethepostmen.com/2007/12/20/at-the-least-the-bears-are-good-at-something/ )


For the gamblers: (http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/12/betting-against-kyle-orton-so-easy.html)


For the other types of gamblers: (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gambler)


The Fridge gets his grill fixed: (http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/12/19/william-refrigerator-perry-visits-dentis-for-first-time-in-20/) Too bad... he used to be able to fellate the TPC with his mouth closed.


Get excited about the Bears game this week: (http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/12/21/packers-at-bears-turning-the-chicago-river-green-for-christmas/)


Interesting discussion about how deep Ron Turner's beef is in the Bears ass: (http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/12/20/should-ron-turner-take-the-fall-for-bears-offensive-woes/)


I'll save you the link (thanks AngryT) but wanted to depress everyone a little bit on erev Christmas. Here is a list of the Bears starting QB's over the last decade:

1990: Jim Harbaugh, Mike Tomczak
1991: Harbaugh
1992: Harbaugh, Peter Tom Willis, Will Furrer
1993: Harbaugh, Willis
1994: Erik Kramer, Steve Walsh
1995: Kramer
1996: Kramer, Dave Kreig
1997: Kramer, Rick Mirer
1998: Kramer, Steve Stenstrom, Moses Moreno
1999: Shane Matthews, Cade McNown, Jim Miller
2000: McNown, Matthews, Miller
2001: Miller, Matthews
2002: Miller, Chris Chandler, Henry Burris
2003: Kordell Stewart, Chandler, Rex Grossman
2004: Grossman, Jonathan Quinn, Craig Krenzel, Chad Hutchinson
2005: Kyle Orton, Grossman
2006: Grossman
2007: Grossman, Brian Griese, Orton


I miss Jim Miller and his chisled, steroid abused body.


Holiday weekend treats!









Happy holidays!

4 comments:

Trogdor said...

Next Door Nikki wearing a Cubs jersey? I'M IN HEAVEN!

Gepetto said...

Sosa's hair...

Wow.

Just wow.

Brad said...

Okay, so I went to www.nextdoornikki.com to check out where you got that photo.

Thanks.

I'm now being held by NBC and Chris Hansen has me by the balls.

Ilan said...

When I saw a post about "The Gambler" I had higher expectations. Fulfill me Ortho, like you never could in real life.