Monday, December 31, 2007


You say Neckbeard isn't the answer? You're joking, right?

Keggers, you mentioned almost everything I like about Orton, but you forgot to mention a few key facts:

#1. Look at the way Orton plays the game: he scrambles under pressure to make the throw, and if there isn't a throw, he holds it until there is no chance of there being a play and then tosses it out of bounds. He can run, he can pass, and he can grow facial hair. He's a smart QB, and he plays like it.

#2. Look at how Orton used the offense yesterday -- EVERYONE got involved. I think if St. Clair had caught a pass, every single person to record a reception this season would have had one on Sunday. He spreads the offense like his monstrous bukkake, and works the field deep and shallow.

#3. Orton IS style. This guy parties like no other, looks like he's having fun on every down, and generally has a goofy-ass grin on his face. Do you know the other QB with a perpetual grin? Tony Romo. I expect Orton's numbers to eclipse Romo's next season based on that fact alone.

You were right about one thing, though:
Neckbeard isn't the future. He's eternal.

Orton plays drinking games with Hester over the Bears offensive playbook.
Get on the bandwagon.


Keggers said...

You are an idiot.

The TPC said...

I have to agree with keggers on this one. You are completely delusional if you think orton is the answer for the bears offense. He is great for the dong but not for the bears