Tom Brady is gay!
The Patriots released former Bears superstar Rosevelt Colvin today, ending speculation that he would actually kill an opposing QB during a live game.
Colvin will best be remembered for his dominance in the 2001 and 2002 seasons as a Chicago Bear, posting 10.5 sacks a season while under the hypnotic trance of Dickie Jauron. He was actually so good, that the Bears kept trying to play Urlacher at random other positions becuase they didn't need him at MLB.
In his last words before leaving the clubhouse, Colvin was quoted: "the Pats are gay, fuck you Belichick you fucking cheater and surprisingly, go Bears." It's all documented right here.
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Have you been drinking again?
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