Rating the Bears Offseason

Guest Judge: Aussie sailor from Beerfest

#1. Bears release Moose.

Aussie Take: "Cheeky bastards!"

Translation: About time. Less money to pay for another body on the field. We can do better for cheaper.

#2. Bears don't extend franchise tag to Berrian.

Aussie Take: "You're all coat and no trousers, you are!"

Translation: Stop thinking you have the upper hand on contract negotiations and put your money where your mouth is. Show him the money before he shows us the door.

#3. Bears re-sign Grossman

Aussie Take: "We're going to put the skitters in your Alan Whickers you plunker!"

Translation: Let's light a fire under his ass with a one-year deal and see what he can do. If this doesn't get him motivated, I don't know what will.