Krazy Kaptions

There's always good caption fodder when the Cubs report to Spring Training. This batch of pics comes straight from the Tribune website -- if you think you can do better, list your captions in the comments!

#1.

I've almost got the hang of this "throwing" thing.

#2 (My Personal Favorite)

SOULS!!!

#3. Carlos predicts a Gold Glove to go along with his Cy Young award

#4.
I just want to piss! Come ON! This is RIDICULOUS!

#5.
We're off to see the wizard...