Apparently Fukudome DOES Watch American Baseball

If he hadn't, he probably wouldn't have gone all Paul O'Neil on Byung Hyung Kim and blasted off one of those side arm joints into the upper decks. I like Kim's good-old-boy response to the Dome's home run, as he plunks the next batter deliberately. It's really hard to let a pitch "get away from you" directly into the batter's groin. I imagine it would have been more honorable for him to commit seppuku right there on the mound.

I think I speak for all Cubs fans when I say, 'KOSUKE BLAST ROUND AMERICAN BASEBALL INTO SPACE AND BRING RUNS AND PRIDE TO AMERICAN LAKE CITY! JOY AND HONOR ON THE FAMILY OF FUKUDOME! LUCKY KOSUKE MAKE CHILDREN SMILING AND BANISH TROLL CURSES WITH MAGIC WOOD!'